timetravelagent:

did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.
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It was probably one of those you win at the fair by throwing ping pong balls in their little tanks. Those damn fish live forever.

timetravelagent:

did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.

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It was probably one of those you win at the fair by throwing ping pong balls in their little tanks. Those damn fish live forever.

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unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

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keogdh:

no recovery

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thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

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amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

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trogdorthe-burninator:

YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES

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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

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moosecannoncop:

trying to sing both parts in a disney song like

A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes

A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better

I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER

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Shit that goes beyond your usual dose of awesomeness.